1. oomshi:

    every follower you have is a living, breathing person.. with two kidneys…….. that means your follower count x 2 are the amount of kidneys in your control… do you know how much kidneys go for on the black market… .… .. a lot

    (via laugh-til-ya-fart)

     
  2. disgustinganimals:

    someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

    (Source: groupinou, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

     
  3. (Source: jackxiii, via gnarly)

     
  4. bvsedjesus:

    when someone you just met gets really personal

    (Source: tuscansweaters, via tyleroakley)

     
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  6. princexposition:

    when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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    (via gnarly)

     

  7. idon-tevenwantoknow:

    THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

    THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

    THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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    THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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    THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

    THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

    BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

    AND FALLINGWATER image

    AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

    HOUSES ARE SO COOL

    (via stilesmartinski)

     
  8. punjablove:

    Keep calm yo

    (via giftedconscience)

     

  9. kingsleyyy:

    this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

    (via laugh-til-ya-fart)

     

  10. guy:

    when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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    (via laugh-til-ya-fart)

     
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  12. meatbicyclevevo:

    When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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    (Source: meatbicyclevevo, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

     
  13. kas-a:

    STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

    (via omikijawaani)

     
  14. (Source: irldio, via kingsleyyy)

     

  15. saassu:

    Lets have a romantic dinner

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    (Source: kingtavros, via sextnoise)